Congratulations, you have completed the puzzle!© 2015 Max Carpenter DPT002: Conspiracy© 2015 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | AcrossEn ___ (unanimously)"___ tú" (1973 Mocedades hit sung by Spade and Farley in "Tommy Boy")Like 34-Across and Eric"SCTV" unitsWord heard before a commercial breakFood preservationist?Does away withSuck a pen, e.g.Popular antidepressant***Steering a ship through a storm with fearlessness, e.g.?***[This entry has been tampered with! Question authority!]El ___ (Chevy model referred to in a Sum 41 song)Courtesy for a first-time visitorSmartism, in relation to HinduismSupport for women who don't need much?Half of a rule-breaking comedy team (see 10-Across)Grp. that gave Bernie Sanders a 'D-' ratingConfounding word for apostrophe users***Did some post-production work for Oliver Stone's new blasphemous film about a traitor?***[I don't even think they made this entry any better for themselves. This is just bigotry.]Website section that rarely addresses your problemSon of Martin, brother of CharlieTabla tunePerson whose motto is "Just say yes!", perhaps***Grp. that keeps America safe***[I wouldn't necessarily have put it that way.]Chastise harshlyViking ship's abundancePart of 50-AcrossSoCal overcast, e.g.***Military ambush led by Caesar?***[I don't feel like this hawkish entry will improve their image among my solvers.]Non-SI physics unitSymphonic rock group with Bev Bevan on the drumsRound Table titleCommercial schtickPost-punk band behind 1977's monumental "Pink Flag"Funk offshoot originating in the D.C. Area"The ___ and the Damage Done" (1972 Neil Young song)***CLASSIFIED***[See the puzzle's attached note]One who buys merch emblazoned with André the Giant faces, sayInterviewer who asked Noam Chomsky what it means to be 'cunnilingual'"What ___!" (i.e., "AAUGH!")Capital that was home to the tallest tower in the world from 2004-2010Ctrl+Y, in many applicationsDavis once married to Jeff Goldblum (What a trip that must have been!)Eastern tradition studied by Finch in "American Pie 2"Exam that Obama clearly acedTrial partnerDownFox News for liberalsLegendary manga seriesCommon alarm timeLydia's chamomile sweetener on "Breaking Bad"Aromatic tincturePenis ___ (phallogocentric Freudian development stage)500 sheetsYank across the pond, e.g.Courtroom transcriber, for shortBayer's groundbreaking first productSite of John Wilkes Booth's deathTrudgesPotato chip brand with a red-cheeked girl logoActor Stephen of "V for Vendetta"Ebola River locale: abbr.Like actions vis-à-vis wordsWhack-jobHomestretch, in chess lingoGodCatch some UVs"Mr. ___ Passes By" (A.A. Milne play of 1919)Lethal box jellyfish wounds, e.g.Thomas who coined the word 'utopia'"...woodchuck chuck ___ woodchuck..." (tongue-twister segment)Bulgar wheat side dishPoverty-stricken stateSomeone ___ (not mine)Commemorative Beanie Babies named after a princess, e.g.Word after "Star" or "Whale"21-Across is one: abbr.Those, in SpainArticle credits, in print mediaAmmunition in a storied Beastie Boys drive-bySwartz of Reddit48 teaspoonsNon-goy guy, sayCountry whose population is projected to surpass America's in 2050'Twixt twelve and twentyComparatively prurientTahrir Square settingMisshapeMale gazesOne who makes friends do stupid thingsSouth American plainMystery fiction awardMale gazeRapper Flo ___High-profile four-award achievementMel of baseballOvine onomatopoeiaGerman article